Anyone remember ‘Jeremy Corbyn’s four-hour meeting with hate-filled group that mocks Judaism‘, where attendees were holding beetroots in the air and shouting ‘f**k capitalism’? Aka the 2018 Passover feast hosted by Jewdas, who are actually a pretty awesome Jewish collective who celebrate free-thinking, socialist and diasporist Judaism.
This year, Pluto are proud to be publishing their authorised yet heretical Haggadah in time for Passover 2019.
Propagating a multitude of dangerous ideas such as anarcho-socialism, the dismantling of nation-states and free pickles for all, this Haggadah also contains an authorised guide to Jewish practice in the late capitalist era, riotous songs, diasporic recipes, and assorted tips for surviving establishment Judaism.
Kosher for Jews and infidels alike, the Haggadah has been authorised and approved by Jeremy, Rabbi Krustofsky, Emma Goldman, Buddha, Hashem, John the Baptist and the guy from the apprentice who didn’t know what a kosher chicken was.
Read an extract from the Jewdas Haggadah
AND, the first 100 orders will receive a limited edition
‘F**k Capitalism’ beetroot sticker!
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